Trent Lott's toupee is the work of bad carpet makers that decided as a prank they would convince a U.S. Senator that he would look cool if he wore it. Not since Burt Reynolds has the world seen a head of hair that looked as obviously fake.

Where do men like these get their head of hair you ask? Why New York Carpet World ofcourse. The store has a friendly staff that will help a customer find the proper head of hair and cut a piece for you. So come on down and get yourself some new hair so all your friends can say, "Hey, your hair looks as cool as Trent Lott's."

Mike Farrell is the Anti-Christ

Yeah, BJ Hunnycutt, that guy from M*A*S*H. Anybody who can go on national TV and tell a cop's widow that his convicted killer should be released must be the Anti-Christ.