tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57598792011-07-14T20:32:42.450-04:00Who's The Anti-Christ?Spotting The Beast In Popular Culture!Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.comBlogger391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1082449008444395302004-04-20T04:16:00.000-04:002004-04-20T04:19:45.233-04:00In Defense of Porn
I have seen the enemy, and it is NOT me. Is
this guy for fucking REAL? You be the judge.
*after thinking about it a while*
I put my finger on what bugs me about that site. It's not that he's opposed to porn, or that he says Jesus is sitting on the throne waggling his finger at anyone who indulges in it. It's that he blames porn for his own problems.
The dude has a ianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08225537701822006583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1073609557408883182004-01-08T19:52:00.000-05:002004-01-08T20:10:40.200-05:00There's nothing better than a good Tom Delay quote
Here's a great one from the Houston Press.
DeLay seemed to feel the issue applied personally to him, and perhaps it did. He had graduated from the University of Houston at the height of the Vietnam conflict in 1970, but chose to enlist in the war on cockroaches, fleas and termites as the owner of an exterminator business, rather than going off Michael Husseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10798917783817126218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1069625575335225292003-11-23T17:12:00.000-05:002003-11-23T17:16:38.530-05:00The whole Nathaniel Heatwole fiasco has been in the news for awhile now. I thought I post some of what what the Smoking Gun wrote to show people how serious the breach to airport security was.
Remarkably, Heatwole sent an e-mail to the Transportation Security Administration on September 15 with a subject line reading, "Information Regarding 6 Recent Security Breaches." The e-mail, which carried Michael Husseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10798917783817126218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1069361699230651562003-11-20T15:54:00.000-05:002003-11-20T15:55:24.546-05:00Further Argument for the Distributed Anti-Christ
Hi, kids. It's uncle Ian again. I know it's been a while since I wrote anything here, but I have something to say on the topic today. First, read this post to my own blog, powered by hate, vodka and greed:
Disturbing Trend
Ok, there's something going on that I have to say something about. So far, two VERY interesting blogs that I link to, ianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08225537701822006583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1066870366362095222003-10-22T20:52:00.000-04:002003-10-22T21:01:42.040-04:00Trent Lott's toupee is the work of bad carpet makers that decided as a prank they would convince a U.S. Senator that he would look cool if he wore it. Not since Burt Reynolds has the world seen a head of hair that looked as obviously fake.
Where do men like these get their head of hair you ask? Why New York Carpet World ofcourse. The store has a friendly staff that will help a customer find the Michael Husseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10798917783817126218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1066448180715472622003-10-17T23:36:00.000-04:002003-10-17T23:36:20.350-04:00Mike Farrell is the Anti-ChristYeah, BJ Hunnycutt, that guy from M*A*S*H. Anybody who can go on national TV and tell a cop's widow that his convicted killer should be released must be the Anti-Christ.Trench Reynoldsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1066097261495600972003-10-13T22:07:00.000-04:002003-10-13T22:07:41.513-04:00Yankees suck!
Don Zimmer is the anti-christ! That's the problem with old people nowadays, they don't know their fucking place. They think they can do whatever they want and shouldn't be penalized just because they're old. Well you know what, fuck that! All of a sudden, he became this frail 75 year old with a walker! If he was so bad off, he should have used what's left of his half senile Her Highnesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09096889403694325176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1065810822456403072003-10-10T14:33:00.000-04:002003-10-10T14:39:59.913-04:00Only The Anti-Christ Can Play Both Sides of The Fence:
Guess what? President Bush declared October 12th - 18th, Marriage Protection Week. Is it just a coincidence that MPWstarts one day after National Coming Out Day? Bush proclaimed that, "Marriage is a union between a man and a woman," and that this is "essential to the continued strength of our society." Numerous religious and The Mad Daterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11536874185955462223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1065362843676048852003-10-05T10:07:00.000-04:002003-10-05T10:07:23.743-04:00Someone Else Has Found Him
The Iconoclast has weighed in.
Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1064966120846823872003-09-30T19:55:00.000-04:002003-09-30T19:55:21.043-04:00The Clash Part III want to know who has sold out The Clash to satan? Now I've heard the lyrics to Police on my Back on the USA channel to promote Law and Order: SVU. I like that show but to use The Clash as a promotional tool goes against everything The Clash stood for. To make it worse I'm bringing back suppressed memories of London Calling being used on a car commercial and Should I Stay or Trench Reynoldsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1064914102576219032003-09-30T05:28:00.000-04:002003-09-30T05:28:22.306-04:00Whoppi Goldberg Is The Anti-Christ!
Despite claiming to be a comedian, she has never made a funny movie (anyone for Sister Act 4?) and I have never seen her do stand up. She has been involved in god awful begathons with Steve Martin and Billy Crystal (two other non-funny, old men). She partook in a minstral act with notorious rug-wearer Ted Danson (toupees are only worn by sub-humans like Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1064895283131596922003-09-30T00:14:00.000-04:002003-09-30T00:14:43.080-04:00I'll make this one short. Whoever allowed The Clash's "London Calling" to be played as a commercial for some teen feel good chick flick is obviously in league with satan. Joe Strummer must be rolling in his grave.Trench Reynoldsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1064537465816380502003-09-25T20:51:00.000-04:002003-09-25T20:51:41.570-04:00Since there was a previous post about Arnold Schwarzenegger, I thought I would post a parody movie of his appearance on "The Tonight Show."
Why?
We're talking about the guy that was in Hercules In New York, running for Governor of California. The parody flash movie for some reason seems closer to reality than what is going on in California.Michael Husseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10798917783817126218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1064520089774449832003-09-25T16:04:00.000-04:002003-09-25T16:04:10.913-04:00Today I bring to the table a new concept to the identification evil: The Distributed Antichrist. Having just one person be the antichrist seems a bit predictable to me; also, would the forces of evil be so stupid as to put all their eggs in one basket? The proliferation of people who are slightly evil seems to dispute this fact.
We all know who they are. The ones who put American flag ianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08225537701822006583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1064273080555547122003-09-22T19:24:00.000-04:002003-09-23T17:33:07.120-04:00Tom Peters Must Be Sent Back To Hell
I hate consultants. They are the most useless, overpaid prostitutes in the world. They sell snake oil to companies, ruin them and move on to the next town. In the Old West, these guys would have had shot guns against their necks. In modern America, they receive millions of dollars. They draw suckers to Holiday Inn conference rooms to spend their last Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1064006706610541582003-09-19T17:25:00.000-04:002003-09-19T17:34:26.946-04:00Dr. James Houran of The Southern Illinois University School of Medicine is The Anti - Christ
The Good Doctor has I'm sure wasted countless hours identifying a new psychiatric disorder known as Celebrity Worship Syndrome - a fascination with celebrities that can become an addiction. Houran, author of Hauntings and Poltergeists: Multidisciplinary Perspectives, whose areas of specialty are The Mad Daterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11536874185955462223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063892349229387492003-09-18T09:29:00.000-04:002003-09-19T02:29:51.850-04:00
Sorry to intrude. I'm not one of those people who likes starting a fight at someone else's party then leaving - but I feel I've got to warn you.
A little distance sometimes lends clarity to a man's vision and I can't stand by and let the world sleepwalk to destruction. We in Europe lost what little power we had to stop him many years ago. It's now down to the good voters of California to save robinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063666221249925642003-09-15T18:50:00.000-04:002003-09-15T18:58:13.323-04:00Dr. Phil is the anti-christ
I'm watching Dr. Phil on tv. Not because i want to. Not because i feel as though i will magically become a better person from the soothing music and the cruel honestly, but because I feel it makes me feel better about myself. This man has started "the most extreme weight-loss challenge" or something like that. From what i can understand Dr. Phil has convinced Hydrassnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063585597236101482003-09-14T20:26:00.000-04:002003-09-14T22:12:20.696-04:00Vince McMahon is the mind behind the World Wrestling Federation. He came up with the great idea that large men should bodywax themselves and then run around a ring, throwing punches at each other that miss by three feet.
Why did Vince come up with this idea? Well, actually (except for the bodywax stuff) he didn't. There have been wrestling leagues for years. Vince wanted to take wrestling to Michael Husseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10798917783817126218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063558795798623402003-09-14T12:59:00.000-04:002003-09-14T12:59:55.690-04:00Hey, guys - I didn't mean you should really stop posting!!
Anyway, my next nomination goes to that fat piece of shit Cruz Bustamonte. Although I find AHNOLD running for governer a bit absurd, it can never approach the absurdity of this asshole wanting to give illegal aliens a drivers license. I'm not going to take credit for this next statement, but I picked it up in something I read and I Her Highnesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09096889403694325176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063339734260041992003-09-12T00:08:00.000-04:002003-09-12T05:24:28.680-04:00The True Undisputed Anti-Christ
Osama bin Laden is the true anti-christ - saying anything more would be moot.
I live in NY, although not in the city, but very close relatives of mine live extremely close (5 blocks) to the WTC. I lived there before the towers were built, and participated with my neighbors in all of the festivities when the towers were finally opened. I worked on the 97th Her Highnesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09096889403694325176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063307187389225362003-09-11T15:06:00.000-04:002003-09-11T15:28:15.123-04:00Proof That The Anti-Christ Does Exist:
"Beyonce's A$" has been one of The Top Search Engine Phrases from over a month now...
Portishead has not put out a an album in a ridiculus amount of years...
Joi and Raphael Saadiq were dropped from their labels...
REM is played on Classic Rock stations (Though I
am glad that they paid tribute to Warren Zevon)...
De La Soul, The Roots and TalibThe Mad Daterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11536874185955462223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063153025972800732003-09-09T20:17:00.000-04:002003-09-10T18:51:22.156-04:00Bob Saget is a good candidate for being the Anti-Christ. Any man whose real name is Robbit Saget Krunch-Miace has been spawned by Satan in the fire pits of hell.
Saget is known to most for being the TV dad to the Olsen Twins. Those two money-grubbing Lolitas that sell horribly tacky merchandise to preteen girls.
Mr. Saget has distinguished himself as an actor in such movies as Girl Buys Soup Michael Husseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10798917783817126218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063098576408163312003-09-09T05:09:00.000-04:002003-09-09T05:16:44.156-04:00Dominic Chianese Is The Anti-Christ
Chianese, who plays Uncle Kingfish on the Italian-American version of Amos and Andy, looks like a non-human. Check out the "I just had a fifth of Jack Daniels" eyes and the "Feed me babyfood 'cause I can't chew" mouth. And, this old geezer is still walking around semi-erect! Also, notice the red skin and large pointy ears.
Finally, he has an evil desire Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063075275772949142003-09-08T22:41:00.000-04:002003-09-09T05:12:09.800-04:00Neil Diamond is the anti christ. He is a Jewish man who makes horrible Christmas records and dressess like Tom Jones. My pal Discothekid told me that the Diamond Man looks like a figure skater on the cover of the album Hot August Night 2. No man should walk around dressed like a figure skater.
Diamond's most evil deed may well be his movie "The Jazz Singer." He acting was so bad that he won a Michael Husseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10798917783817126218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063072864719113962003-09-08T22:01:00.000-04:002003-09-08T22:01:04.736-04:00Blogger Is The Anti-Christ
I can't get this goddamn page to show all the freakin' posts. This is in addition to Blogger losing posts. I don't know what is happening, but it must be the work of The Beast.
Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1063062207342419262003-09-08T19:03:00.000-04:002003-09-08T19:04:59.823-04:00The Anti-Christ works for Phillip Morris USA, Inc.
I don't know exactly who it is there, but I do know that The Anti-Christ works for Phillip Morris USA, Inc.. Don't jump to conclusions about why I believe that The Anti Christ works at Philip Morris USA. As someone who believes that everyone has the right to live their life any way that they see fit, The Anti Christ works at Phillip Morris, The Mad Daterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11536874185955462223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062980976512959432003-09-07T20:29:00.000-04:002003-09-07T23:37:55.776-04:00MUST KILL TECHIES
Before I get any backlash, just want you all to know that I am not generalizing, I am talking about a specific group of techies at work. The information technology morons I work with are definately the Anti-Christ. I, as well as many others, have been forced to deal with these morons for years. Now, believe me, I am no Jeffrey Parson, but on several occasions, I have had to Her Highnesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09096889403694325176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062897794518527362003-09-06T21:23:00.000-04:002003-09-06T21:23:14.583-04:00Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are the Anti-christ
dedicated to candyfloss...
Mary-Kate and Ashley are the Anti-christ. For a couple of reasons. First at age 17 they are way way richer than i will ever be. On top of that they have their own line of products sold at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart!!! thats fucking evil. They push their crappy products and ideas of how tween girls should be on the most Hydrassnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062752924292415142003-09-05T05:08:00.000-04:002003-09-05T05:09:55.956-04:00Justin Timberlake
It seems that the weasel-looking King of Overdubbing has teamed up in an unnatural alliance with purveyors of lousy, greasy food, McDonalds. This can only be the work of the Devil. Bad Food and Bad Music - it's ungodly.
We've had to deal with Timberlake corrupting our children with his ridiculous dancing and whiny voice. Millions of young girls across America have fallen Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062731230404697022003-09-04T23:07:00.000-04:002003-09-04T23:07:10.410-04:00I Ain't No Fortunate Son, No
Some dude in Nebraska thought that he found the Anti-Christ.
Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062716643650477472003-09-04T19:04:00.000-04:002003-09-04T19:04:03.700-04:00Dave Matthews Is Bad, But He's Not The Antichrist
Trench: I have a deep respect for you and your blog. But I have a feeling I might be a little older than you, and as such, I guess I’ve seen more evil than you can imagine.
I’ve been fighting evil for a long time: back in the dark times, the so-called “80’s…”
Yes, I'm talking about the Michael Jackson Wars.
I was there.
The forces of evil totalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062697436703559382003-09-04T13:43:00.000-04:002003-09-04T13:43:56.610-04:00University Bookstores are the anti-christ
Oh you better believe me when i say i just dropped $300 of my hardearned money on 2 text books. Yeah, thats an average of $150 a pop. It's quite clear here that the bookstore isn't worried about the wellbeing of their students. Rather more interested in making a goddam killing off these books. I can't completely blame the bookstores i have to be Hydrassnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062665471560161852003-09-04T04:51:00.000-04:002003-09-04T04:51:11.476-04:00Paris Hilton Is The Anti-Christ
Social X-ray and Hotel Heir, Paris Hilton, is the Anti-Christ. Paris has never held a job and seems to have very little purpose in life other than going to parties and having her photo taken. Could an adult human do this? I think not.
Let's look at the parties. Parties = Booze =Drugs = Sex = Sin. Sin! How could she hold down a job? Serving Satan is Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062647108261910582003-09-03T23:45:00.000-04:002003-09-03T23:45:08.140-04:00Dave Matthews is the Anti-ChristI have been studying this "man" for a while now and I'll show you my evidence from my journals.This was my first notation about Dave Mathews...I've said it before and i'll say it again. Dave Matthews is the Anti-Christ. I just don't get it. His music sucks out loud. It's the most boring crap I've heard put on the radio since REM. What is the big attraction? And nowTrench Reynoldsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062643404463475532003-09-03T22:43:00.000-04:002003-09-03T22:52:32.483-04:00Forgive me if I'm being redundant, but did I hear someone say Martha Stewart? I'd pay good money to see her ROASTING ON A SPIT IN HELL! (You think we could get her to don a black wetsuit and swim with the sharks?)Her Highnesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09096889403694325176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062607760225196372003-09-03T12:49:00.000-04:002003-09-03T12:49:20.290-04:00Blog Fright
A new blog. I just can't make myself write...
Dave Matthews is not really the anti-christ, though he could qualify for the time being as one of Satan's minions. In a few years, he'll just be some kind of pitiful thing, like Hootie. Johnny Depp, however, in my opinion, is making great strides....totalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062580435621056102003-09-03T05:13:00.000-04:002003-09-03T05:14:08.390-04:00Cindy Adams
Look at her photo, can't you see horns coming out of her head? And, she's into gossip - The Devil's Radio! And, she writes about Macauley Culkin - could anything be more evil?Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5759879.post-1062527700726119232003-09-02T14:35:00.000-04:002003-09-02T14:46:59.316-04:00Who Is The Anti-Christ? What Are The Signs?
Is it Britney Spears? Is it The Olsen Twins? Is it Ted Kennedy? This blog is dedicated to open debate on the topic peppered with vulgarity, profanity and ridiculousness.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228618425523952330noreply@blogger.com